February 2011
3 posts
dealing with friends...
If your friend is feeling down, you could play him a really, really sad sack song, and say, “hey man, THIS ONE is for you.”
After you do that he will probably be sufficiently offended, or even angry, then you can say, “I GUESS you weren’t so sad AFTER ALL.” and maybe, “wow, your face is really red!” or “you look really stabby, calm down”
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Gene Simmons toyota from Jon Wurster and Tom...
POLITE SUGGESTIONS WITH ZOOEY D. #1
Dear Alex Chilton and The Box Tops:
I seriously love you guys. I mean you guys rule. You’re a classic band. But I thought you might be able to use a few polite suggestions on purchasing a plane ticket.
1. Demanding a plane ticket can be off putting. “Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,” sounds a bit rude! May I suggest you say something like, “hello ma’am or sir, I’d like to buy a ticket to ___,...
