ZOOEY'S MISCELLANY

SO SAD I MISSED THIS

I HEARD YOU KILLED IT

love you ED!

jackiesface:

lieslieslies:

Oh my, would you look at that. It’s already January the 14th and you didn’t die yet! And instead of dying, tonight I’ll be performing at my favorite theater in Los Angeles, The Upright Citizens Brigade on Franklin, with a bunch of my attractive friends. Who are these friends? These:

• Jackie “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND” Johnson
• Molly “Alan, you better trim those fingernails if you plan on fingering anyone tonight” McAleer
• Ed “Edie” “Hanson” Hansen
• Marissa “A.” Ross

And these other beautiful and talented humans whom I’ve yet to befriend: Sonny Lee, Richard Rushfield, Melissa Stephens, and Leslie Grossman.

So you should come to that, you know, if whatever. You may have noticed that the show is sold out. It is. But I bet you ten peanuts if you get in the standby line early enough that you’ll get in. And afterwards, I might buy you a drink. Isn’t that nice? Or scary? Yes, very scary.

See you later, ya doinks.

My boyfriend isn’t coming cause he’ll be at the NOFX concert- but I’ll TALK ABOUT HIM A LOT!